This blog was found on another page so I am copying it for a laugh. It's not word for word but everyone will agree pretty spot on when your a surfer and go to Bali!
The Aussie boganThe Aussie bogan is usually covered in tattoos and wearing a Bintang singlet in the surf. His board will look to small due to the size of his biceps and he thinks he is as good of a surfer as Kelly Slater. He will burn you every chance he gets and If he gets burned he will try and start a fight. You will see him drinking beers on the beach immediately after exiting the surf.
The super grom
The super grom is a 3 feet tall kid usually well sponsored with 50 stickers on his board. He surfs better than you and just about everyone else in the line- up. He will be getting longer barrels than you and pulling an air reverse on every section.
The kookThe kook is found out back on a soft top with no idea what he’s doing. He thinks surfing looks easy but he spends most of his time sitting out way to far trying not to fall off his board. He doesn’t know how to duck dive so he will be seen swimming back out to with his board being towed behind him. He usually ends up with some kind of laceration or reef cut.
The silent ripperThe silent ripper will be wearing a long sleeve rash vest and white zinc smeared across his nose. He looks like a kook, but this dude is a ripper in disguise. He’s better than you in every way. He’s always in the right spot. He paddles back out faster than you and he’s catching all of the waves. He’s usually completely silent and just lets his surfing do the talking.
The social guyThe social guy is usually paddling around trying to make conversation with anyone who will listen. He will be riding a fish, and he will try to tell you how good his board is and you should have been here yesterday kind of bull shit bullshit. He eventually gets the wave of the day because he has let every other guy have a set
Here are the seeds and R1 heat draws (row=heat) heading in to the 2017 Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach, the 3rd stop of the WSL Championship Tour.
H6:1. John John Florence24. Jeremy Flores36. wildcard
H5:2. Kolohe Andino23. Jack Freestone35. wildcard
H4:3. Jordy Smith22. Kanoa Igarashi34. Nat Young
H3:4. Gabriel Medina21. Stu Kennedy33. Leo Fioravanti
H2:5. Owen Wright20. Miguel Pupo32. Ezekiel Lau
H1:6. Matt Wilkinson19. Mick Fanning31. Jadson Andre
H7:7. Adriano de Souza18. Caio Ibelli30. Joan Duru
H8:8. Kelly Slater17. Josh Kerr29. Ian Gouveia
H9:9. Michel Bourez16. Conner O’Leary28. Ethan Ewing
H10:10. Joel Parkinson15. Adrian Buchan27. Fred Morais
H11:11. Filipe Toledo14. Conner Coffin26. Bede Durbidge
H12:12. Julian Wilson13. Sebastian Zietz25. Wiggolly Dantas